About Me

"What can I tell you about myself which you
have not already found out from those who do not lie?"
--John Lennon

 This is me on a tour bus in england
note the brand spankin' new short
hair. it annoys me, but oh well

My absolute biggest hate: teenybopping pop. In essence, Britney spears,  nsync, bsb, carson daly, screaming fans that only like the "musicians" because of their "good" looks (you will find me putting a bunch of stuff in quotes in this piece. This, in case you didn't know, signifies that I think something's fake or something. Hm.. I'm so eloquent, aren't I?). As Taylor says,  "It's like hanging out at Disneyland all the time or something." I agree. Couldn't have put it better....

My absolute biggest love: Music of all kinds. Ah, you may be asking "but didn't you just say you hated teenybopping pop?" Yes I did say that, didn't I? And I still hold my ground. I love all music. That's because teenybopping pop is not music! It's pure and utter crap. Please excuse me, but it is. These people are just good-looking highschool droupouts who have a good body and a good manager and are therefore considred "talented." But on a lighter note, I love music. Anything that will keep my foot tapping is the fruit of life.  And onto my next topic:

My favorite bands: The Beatles, Rooney, Phantom Planet, The Hives, The Strokes, Weezer, Pete Yorn, No Doubt, Rilo Kiley, Sum 41, Nirvana, Green Day, Sublime,  and others.

Turn-offs: lack of self-confidence, shortness, stupidity, uncertainty, kilts, lack of effort, potheads, any type of druggie, smokers (though The Strokes are an exception), goths, anybody whose idol is eminiem, any guy that likes a boyband (that SCREAMS patheticocity. you see, Rooney and Phantom Planet are not boy bands. they are man bands. make no mistake.), and that kind of stuff.

Favorite color of crayon: red. because red is the new orange... ahaha

I will write more later. too tired to think. but i will put up some entertaining pictures.

This is me and my brother before his prom.
Don't I look lovely?

Claire in my hat, Meg T., and myself. I'm rather tired, as you can see

Well I'll put up more pictures later .I just have to scan them in and im a lazy bum... la la la

well more later. for now, here's a joke:

How many Beatles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four. John to write a song about living in darkness, Paul to say he contributed 50%, George to say his lightbulbs are never considered, and Ringo to actually screw it in.
Hehe. You have to 'know' The Beatles to get that one, and don' t email me and ask me about it -- I won't explain it to you.