1. all cars need a fancy hood ornament.
2. an added headlight that does nothing-what-so-ever except blind all of the other drivers on the road.
3. everything needs a spoiler -- after all, the increase the aerodynamics and speed of the car.
4. a clever and very patriotic decal to add onto your car. everyone needs one... if you don't add an american flag sticker or something of the sort... why... you just might as well be giving osama weapons and money!
5. this mysterious vent on the side of this car is sure to add extra speed and aerodynamicy!
6. this is an extra-long antenae. it is better than a regular one becuase it is longer. longer = better.
7. this satelite can recieve all kinds of tv channels. perfect to watch when you're driving down busy freeways...