An Interview with Matt
Marshall: So Matt. Tell us... How long have you been a camel?
Matt: Well Marshall, I never knew I was a camel. I'm a squirrel. You spelled squirrel wrong. Yuk yuk!
Marshall: Matt, no one can tell because I will soon spell check this...
Matt: Then why did you write "You spelled that wrong?"
Marshall: Because that's what you said Matt.
Matt: [Silence]
Marshall: Okay Matt, tell us how's your dog Tucker?
Matt: Tucker is big and fast. Hehe. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Shut up Marshall. [Marshall cannot understand the sentence that Matt just said. Mattt claims he never said anything]
Matt: [Matt is looking at Emily's computer game]
Marshall: I see Matt... Is there anything else you would like to tell us?
Matt: Who's us?
Marshall: Us is everyone who is reading this.
Matt: Stuff it! Yuk yuk! Hey! I never said "Yuk yuk!" I never say "Yuk yuk!" God...
Marshall: God...
Matt: Hahahaha. I was going Humhumhum! I'm not going "Humhumhum!" You can't even spell!
Marshall: Shut up Matt.
Matt: It's not my fault you can't write. Who's Buckcherry?
Marshall: A band Matt, a band.
Matt: [Silence] Uh... This is boring. There you go with the double eyes Marshall. If I say that you have to put the two eyes in is. Hey! Don't write that!
Marshall: Okay... We are going to stop now.
[That concludes the interview with Matthew Bush-Bean. Goodbye]
